When life gets you down, remember one important thing: You deserve a nap.  Right now. -VIS

A Google Translate button has been added to vintageinstepford.com so that ALL of my posts can be translated into any one of dozens of languages. -VIS

Traditional, submissive girls work so hard to please you that they often need 24 hours just to recharge their batteries – a day where they can sleep in and treat themselves to things they may not get otherwise. That doesn’t mean she should be left with nothing to do. Once she has spent 8, 10,… Read more

I take over your life, micromanaging every little aspect of it because you’re too dumb to make decisions, and you thank me with homebaked cookies and unlimited use of your body. -VIS

She’s your property.  You decorate your car how you wish, you decorate your home how you wish, so it only makes sense that you decorate her how you wish. Lay out her clothes for her the night before.  Maybe it’s a pretty little Stepford outfit.  Maybe it’s a pair of black thigh highs, a short… Read more

Feminists are a bunch of White girls telling us how difficult they have it. Bitch, I’m on a yacht and you’re right there with me soaking up the rays. Don’t tell me you have it tough. Feminists are over-privileged White girls who have no clue what they’re talking about. You wanna talk about having it… Read more

-VIS

There is nothing better than when a very intelligent girl dumbs herself down for your amusement. Take my Willow.  Top of her class.  4.0+ average.  Yet when we’re together, she barely remembers how to speak, let alone hold a conversation.  When I talk about the environment, she asks, “what’s an environment, Daddy?” Intelligent girls who… Read more

Nikola Tesla once said, “if you want to understand the universe, think in terms of energy, vibration, and frequency.” Willow and I have some sort of strange energy, vibration, or frequency between us (no, it’s not a remote control vibrator … get your minds out of the gutter).  When I feel physical pain, she feels… Read more

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I had a dream last night that Jimmy Carter and some other VIP (Prince Philip? I can’t remember) died within a month of each other. -VIS

I had a dream last night that Jimmy Carter and some other VIP (Prince Philip? I can’t remember) died within a month of each other. -VIS

Gentlemen, Honor isn’t just a word. Integrity isn’t just a concept. Chivalry isn’t just a fable. These three virtues should be part of your basic moral code.  No matter what storms you face in life, honor, integrity, and chivalry should become a part of your being – your very soul. Be honorable.  When you’re offered… Read more

Every girl on earth deserves an Oscar; they have the ability to cry on command whenever they need to. Your girl may use this talent if she claims to want something that you have forbidden. Remember that when her tears are gone and the air is clear, she will thank you for making the right… Read more

No wonder Fallen Angels were seduced by women’s long hair. No wonder empires have been lost over a single woman’s eyes. No wonder an average man risks his life just for the honor of calling one woman his own. My Willow, my soulmate, my life … she makes me understand. -VIS

QUESTION EVERYTHING! And hold fast to the Truth.