“The first principle [of science] is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.“ -Dr. Richard P. Feynman “To a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.“ -Mark Twain It has been reported in the journal Science that migratory birds are shrinking in size and number over… Read more

As a traditional man in a relationship, you’re more like a father-figure than a spouse. After all, your traditional, submissive girl is closer to an emotional toddler than an adult, so you have to be the one to guide her. Be sure to use the BAR system with her – give her Boundaries, shower her… Read more

“I’ve never felt like your girlfriend … I’ve always felt like your property.” And with that simple statement, Willow officially became the greatest girl in the history of girls. -VIS

Sometime, when you’re talking to your traditional, submissive girl, stare at her tits while you talk to her. Casually talk to her, answering every question she may have, but don’t take your focus off her tits. She’ll feel objectified … and wet. And that’s never a bad thing. -VIS

Yes, we all know Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself … But why wasn’t there a meme that said “Prince was murdered“?

Traditional men sure notice the flashy, hot girls. We sometimes even date them. But when it comes to settling down into a relationship, traditional men are drawn to shy, quiet, demure girls. Just because your face isn’t caked in makeup, don’t think we don’t notice you. Just because your skirt isn’t the shortest in the… Read more

There’s nothing wrong with being the woman behind the man. There’s nothing wrong with fading into the background. There’s nothing wrong with being meek, quiet, and virtually invisible. It means your focus is on your man, which is exactly where it should be. -VIS

When life gets you down, remember one important thing: You deserve a nap.  Right now. -VIS

A Google Translate button has been added to vintageinstepford.com so that ALL of my posts can be translated into any one of dozens of languages. -VIS

Traditional, submissive girls work so hard to please you that they often need 24 hours just to recharge their batteries – a day where they can sleep in and treat themselves to things they may not get otherwise. That doesn’t mean she should be left with nothing to do. Once she has spent 8, 10,… Read more

I take over your life, micromanaging every little aspect of it because you’re too dumb to make decisions, and you thank me with homebaked cookies and unlimited use of your body. -VIS

She’s your property.  You decorate your car how you wish, you decorate your home how you wish, so it only makes sense that you decorate her how you wish. Lay out her clothes for her the night before.  Maybe it’s a pretty little Stepford outfit.  Maybe it’s a pair of black thigh highs, a short… Read more

Feminists are a bunch of White girls telling us how difficult they have it. Bitch, I’m on a yacht and you’re right there with me soaking up the rays. Don’t tell me you have it tough. Feminists are over-privileged White girls who have no clue what they’re talking about. You wanna talk about having it… Read more

-VIS

There is nothing better than when a very intelligent girl dumbs herself down for your amusement. Take my Willow.  Top of her class.  4.0+ average.  Yet when we’re together, she barely remembers how to speak, let alone hold a conversation.  When I talk about the environment, she asks, “what’s an environment, Daddy?” Intelligent girls who… Read more