When she asks a question, be as condescending as possible.  Start with, “well, you see, little one …” and then explain it to her using words that are no more than 3 syllables.  “Government” is okay, “environment” is not (use “earthy stuff” instead). As soon as you see her get infuriated, you’ve succeeded.  Then top… Read more

Next time she’s cooking your breakfast, come up behind her, wrap your hand around the front of her throat and squeeze the sides of her neck while you growl “MINE” into her ear. Rest assured, she’ll be thinking about you the entire day. -VIS

Instead of referring to her as “honey” or “baby”, sprinkle a little humiliation into your conversation – but be sure to make it possessive. Such as: “Good night, my little dummy.” “What are you baking, my sweet little idiot?” “Get me a coffee, my little slut.” By using the word “my” followed by a gently… Read more

“She’s too pretty, too compliant, too obedient, she’s too skilled in the kitchen and she wants me to make all the decisions. I need a divorce.” -No man ever.

You see it everywhere.  “The Future Is Female.”  And it’s true. The future is female. But not the way they think. The future is female because smart men are working hard every day to make sure good girls are more comfortable in their roles as homemakers.  Clever male designers like Christian Louboutin are making sexier… Read more

You pretend you don’t want to go with me to my remote cabin.  You pretend like you don’t want me to strip you naked and chain you to the walls.  You pretend like you don’t want me to have sex with you and use you like my own personal sex toy.  You pretend like you… Read more

Women who wear jeans, don’t know how to cook, and spend most of their time at the club or on Facebook used to be revolutionary.  Now they’re just “normies.” Girls who wear dresses, heels, and aprons, can cook a fabulous meal from scratch, and spend most of their time tending to their man’s needs used to… Read more

You may think she doesn’t notice the little things you do, but rest assured, she sees them clearly for what they are. To her, little things you do are big things and they’re what set you apart from other men. -VIS

Let’s assume for a second that the earth really is warming. Is warming bad? Why? The earth has been through the Roman Warm Period and the Medieval Warm Period. Both those windows proved to be mankind’s most prolific times in terms of inventions, art, and architecture. During those two periods of warm climate, crop yields… Read more

Think you’re modern, hip, and cool because you call him Daddy?  Honey, you’re about a century too late to the game. It seems to have become fashionable of late for a girl to call her partner “Daddy.”  We see it popping up on social media and every girl thinks she’s breaking new ground by using the… Read more

I’m thinking of no longer posting my views on political or social movements, but limiting myself to writing about Traditional Gender Roles and Benevolent Sexism. If that’s what you’d like to see, please like this post and I’ll give it some serious thought. -VIS

When giving your traditional girl instructions, make sure they’re short but very clear.  If she doesn’t complete the task correctly, it’s probably not disobedience, it’s probably your fault for not being clear enough. Make your instructions brief, memorable, and crystal clear.  As she completes the task you’ve given her, she won’t be able to engage… Read more

What’s most interesting about photographing models is that the photographer and the viewer are not interested in the girl’s brains, her personality, the grades she got in school, her degree, or any of that nonsense.  They just want to the model to capture men’s attention. And this is a perfect example of a girl who… Read more

You get up early to make him his favorite breakfast.  With a kiss and a quick I love you, he shoots out the door to get to the office. You spend a few minutes collecting your thoughts before showering, applying your makeup, and putting on that beautiful 1940s circle skirt you sewed on the weekend. … Read more

Yes, as a traditional girl, you should be deferring every single decision to your man. But if you want to be happy with his decision, you need to limit his options so that you’re both happy. How would you limit his options? Let’s say you’re going to the salon to get new nails.  They have… Read more