I’ll be going to the cabin with Danielle and Amanda for a week starting Monday April 5 and will be returning Monday April 12. Have a great week, everyone! -VIS

It’s finally spring, and you know what that means!  Sundresses, spring cleaning, and cherry blossoms are headed your way! Remember that spring cleaning is not just a ritual you feel you should perform – it’s a inherent need in every girl to prepare the house for her man.   Whether you’re single or married 50 years,… Read more

As a girl, your goal every day is to be catcalled by as many men as possible. -VIS

One of the reasons your girl is unsure about practicing the “don’t speak unless spoken to” rule is because, frankly, she’s never tried it. Take a weekend when neither of you have plans and instruct her to do exactly that. You’ll find she feels more submissive and respectful when she’s forced to hold her tongue. -VIS

“You’re such a silly girl.  That never happened.” “That’s funny … that’s not what you said last week.” “You don’t seriously believe what you just said, do you?” Once you have consent, make her question herself for your personal amusement. After all, she’s just a toy. -VIS

It’s the spring holidays, and whether you’re celebrating Easter or the Passover, it’s important to remember a very simple rule to make your home a more pleasant place for guests: Your job is to cook and to show hospitality to your guests.  It is not your job to inject opinions on politics, current events, or… Read more

Life is tough. That’s no secret. But it can be made much easier when you submit to the Patriarchy. See, whenever you have a problem in life, you need smart men to tell you what to do. And instead of fighting against those smart men, you should embrace who they are and what they represent.… Read more

Models are objects for male viewing pleasure and almost every girl wants to be a model. Girls in general are objects for male viewing pleasure. We all know it. You can deny, deny, deny and state that it’s “politically incorrect” and that “women have rights”, but the fact is girls were designed for men to… Read more

A new study finds that men are more likely to blame stress from work as a contributor to poor mental health, while women are more likely to jabber on about something-er-other. Tim Allen, Norm Macdonald Live

Good girl. Remember to look that good tomorrow. -VIS

Gentlemen: First, choose a wine from your favorite country.  France is always popular, but Spain, Italy, Canada, and Australia also make exceptional wines.  Choose your varietal – that is, your grape – and pour only a splash of wine in the glass.  Spin the glass and sniff.  Try to detect the more subtle scents underneath… Read more

When you’ve been denied an orgasm for a few days, you’re not totally desperate, but it’s a bit uncomfortable. But after a week or so, you’re a sloppy, shivering mess. You can’t sit down without your swollen pussy rubbing against the chair. All you can think about is pleasing a man. All you can do… Read more

I was looking through memes this morning and came across one that had a woman saying, “I just found out I have rights. I’d give them all up for a big d*ck inside me.“ These kinds of memes are becoming more and more popular and accepted. It used to be that you couldn’t even speak… Read more

When you go out for dinner with a man and he pays for the meal, you often end up back at either his place or your place giving him a blow job. That trade of a meal for a blow job is what makes you a whore. When you go out with a man to… Read more

Even a little bit? Let’s say your man makes you get naked and just stand still for him to admire. That’s objectification, but you probably wouldn’t mind it. Let’s say you’re walking down the street and someone cat calls you. You know you’re safe, but it feels good to hear it. That’s objectification, but you… Read more