My new book, A Man Explained It To Me!: Everyday Topics Mansplained So Well That Even A Woman Can Understand Them by Mr. V. I. Stepford is now available on Amazon. Below are links to various countries where you can purchase it:
Price is $2.99 USD for Kindle edition.
Amazon is currently reviewing my new book, A Man Explained It To Me!: Everyday Topics Mansplained So Well That Even A Woman Can Understand Them by Mr. V. I. Stepford, for publication.
I expect the book will be released by January 23, 2019, but I will certainly keep you all informed when the book goes live on Amazon.
It is only in Kindle format right now, but I should have the paperback version available within a week.
This will be the first in the Mansplaining Series by Mr. V. I. Stepford.
Some girls like to be hit … hard.
Some girls like to see bruises on their skin.
Some girls even like to get black eyes from you.
Some girls, believe it or not, like to be in what’s known as a “consensually abusive relationship.”
There’s nothing wrong with any of these things so long as she is fully informed of the risks and she gives consent.
If you’re going to adopt consensual abuse in your relationship, make sure you’re never intoxicated when you hit her. And I don’t mean “make sure you’re not drunk.” No, I mean if you’ve had alcohol or drugs in the last six hours, there’s absolutely no way you should be hitting her.
Consent, consent, consent people.
Some girls just want to be beaten.
Gaslight her with phrases like:
“You’re such a silly girl. That never happened.”
“That’s funny … that’s not what you said last week.”
“You don’t seriously believe what you just said, do you?”
Once you have consent, make her question herself for your personal amusement.
After all, she’s just a toy.
There’s something so delightful about torturing her, isn’t there?
Something primal, almost animalesque about it.
Seeing her kneeling there, weeping, suffering …
It’s absolutely delicious.
You could just live in that moment forever.
The eternal moment of torture
Is the eternal moment of bliss.