My new book, A Man Explained It To Me!: Everyday Topics Mansplained So Well That Even A Woman Can Understand Them by Mr. V. I. Stepford is now available on Amazon. Below are links to various countries where you can purchase it:
“My guitar teacher is a really hot old man who’s a friend of my father. He gets really touchy (in more ways than one!) when he shows me how to properly hold and play it. I keep acting dumb and messing up on purpose just so he can show me more and do more groping.
“We both pretend like nothing is happening when he hugs me from behind to hold my hand on the guitar or when he rests his hand on my tits while I follow his instructions.
“Who knew music lessons could be this much fun! Maybe I should try another instrument next?”
You’d probably like the organ. 😉
Seriously, though, as you can see from the above gif, piano can be very hands on.
“I would love to live in a world like “Handmaid’s Tale” – owned by a powerful, masculine man who has his way with me just to breed me. No power, no rights, being completely at his mercy. Just the idea of that gets me off.”
“I want to wake up one day to find out that my husband has decided to whore me out to a group of brutal Black men. They’d degrade me in every possible way – peeing on me, stretching me, you name it – and then leave me to walk back home like that. If my fantasy were to be perfect, when I got home, my husband would make me sleep in the garage and would hose me off to clean me for the next clients.”
“Every time I leave the house, I’m hoping someone will grope me or even go so far as to rape me. I take public transportation as much as I can because I find the men more touchy and brave on a bus or train. I’ve had so much touching and groping I can’t believe it! I’ve even had a couple of guys jerk off while sitting next to me! So far, none of them have tried to rape me, but I really hope that happens soon. I promise, I’ll be a still, quiet, good girl while they do it!”
“My husband controls every aspect of my life. I love it when he demeans me – especially in public.
“I’m a good wife. I keep our house immaculately clean, dress how he wants, cook what he likes. I absolutely love being his little slavegirl. The thing is, he’s quite sadistic and often leaves bruises on me (which I love).
“He’s incredibly charismatic and everyone that knows him loves him. If I were to tell one of them how sadistic he is, they’d say I’m crazy. I have to hide the bruises when guests come over because they’d never believe me if I told them that he gave them to me.”
“Recently, I stayed with my brother for three weeks. He works shift work so he’s very rarely in the apartment. The only other one there was his roommate.
“Eventually, I got so comfortable around my brother’s roommate that I started dressing slutty or wearing nothing but a towel. He kept looking at my body and asking completely inappropriate questions, but I really wish he had taken it a step further and just had his way with me – I wouldn’t have said no.
“I often fantasize about being a slut to all of my brother’s friends behind his back and letting them take turns on me. I think it would be amazing for my brother to introduce me to one of his friends not knowing I gave the guy a blow job that afternoon.”