From the #1 New Release, “A Man Explained It To Me!: Everyday Topics Mansplained So Well That Even A Woman Can Understand Them” by Mr. V. I. Stepford, available here.
Dog are super smart and they love to get rewards. So, to make your dog sit, all you need is a few treats and some patience.
Stand in front of your dog and say, “sit!” If he sits, give him the treat and say “good boy!” or “good girl!”, then make him walk around a little and do the same thing again. If he sits again, give him another treat.
But if he doesn’t sit, there’s an easy way to get him to do so. Dangle the treat in front of his nose while saying “sit!” If he still doesn’t sit, move the treat over his snout to the back of his head. You’ll notice his nose will follow the treat and he’ll raise his nose. As he raises his nose, his backside will automatically drop to the ground. When he sits, give him the treat and say, “good boy!” or “good girl!” and praise your dog. Give him scratches and love.
Keep doing this over and over until your dog knows that the word “sit” means he has to put his backside down.
See? You’re smarter than a dog!
My new book, A Man Explained It To Me!: Everyday Topics Mansplained So Well That Even A Woman Can Understand Them by Mr. V. I. Stepford is now available on Amazon. Below are links to various countries where you can purchase it:
Price is $2.99 USD for Kindle edition.
Amazon is currently reviewing my new book, A Man Explained It To Me!: Everyday Topics Mansplained So Well That Even A Woman Can Understand Them by Mr. V. I. Stepford, for publication.
I expect the book will be released by January 23, 2019, but I will certainly keep you all informed when the book goes live on Amazon.
It is only in Kindle format right now, but I should have the paperback version available within a week.
This will be the first in the Mansplaining Series by Mr. V. I. Stepford.
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There’s a clock on the oven.
Three women were trapped on an island and needed to get across the strait to the mainland. They came across a lamp in the sand. One of the girls rubbed the lamp and out popped a genie.
“I will grant you each one wish!” said the genie.
“Turn me into a fish!” said the first girl. The genie turned her into a fish and she swam to the mainland.
“Give me a boat!” said the next girl. The genie granted her wish and she rowed to the mainland.
“Turn me into a man!” said the last girl. The genie turned her into a man and she walked across the bridge.