My new ebook is now available!

My new book, A Man Explained It To Me!: Everyday Topics Mansplained So Well That Even A Woman Can Understand Them by Mr. V. I. Stepford is now available on Amazon.  Below are links to various countries where you can purchase it:

USA

UK

Germany

France

Spain

Italy

The Netherlands

Japan

Brazil

Canada

Mexico

Australia

India

Price is $2.99 USD for Kindle edition.

-VIS

New Book To Be Released Soon!

Amazon is currently reviewing my new book,  A Man Explained It To Me!: Everyday Topics Mansplained So Well That Even A Woman Can Understand Them by Mr. V. I. Stepford, for publication.

I expect the book will be released by January 23, 2019, but I will certainly keep you all informed when the book goes live on Amazon.

It is only in Kindle format right now, but I should have the paperback version available within a week.

This will be the first in the Mansplaining Series by Mr. V. I. Stepford.

-VIS

I know what you’re thinking.  “Oh not another stupid spiral.  I just want to read.”

But have you ever asked yourself why you’re avoiding all the spirals you see on Tumblr?  Is it because you’re just a tiny bit afraid that one of these spirals could make your brain pop and turn you into a blank, mindless, Stepford doll?

Give it a try.  Just this once.  Get comfortable, stare into the spiral, and just let go of all the stress you’ve had.

You’ll love being transformed into a Stepford Girl.

-VIS

The Ultimate Gaslight

vintageinstepford:

Once you’ve completed your Certified Hypnotist training course, put your girl into trance.

Tell her to forget the number 7.  Suggest that it doesn’t exist.

Once you’ve brought her out of Highly Suggestible State, have her count her fingers.  She’ll count them over and over again knowing that it’s impossible that she has 11 fingers.

Tell her, “I knew you were dumb, but I didn’t think you were that dumb.”

-VIS

Step 1: Stare at the center of the spiral.  Note how the shape morphs and changes.

Step 2: After 15 seconds staring at the spiral, look at a blank wall.  Notice how your vision has changed. You are becoming entranced.

Step 3: Return to the spiral, thinking of how a man could control your mind using these techniques.  You … a dumb doll … programmed for his pleasure.

-VIS