The “Face Slap Reset”

Have you ever noticed how – when your man slaps your face – every thought and emotion you had at the time suddenly becomes reset?

A face slap grounds you.  It helps you to realize how emotional, hormonal, and irrational you were being just a second or two before. It helps you understand that you were not thinking logically.

Best of all, it reminds you that he’s in control of everything – your world, your emotions, and your body.

When he slaps your face – and he will, eventually, if you allow yourself to become to over-emotional – remember to thank him for bringing you back down to earth.

A firm slap to your cheek is one of the greatest gifts he can give you when your world seems to be spiraling out of control.


My new ebook is now available!

My new book, A Man Explained It To Me!: Everyday Topics Mansplained So Well That Even A Woman Can Understand Them by Mr. V. I. Stepford is now available on Amazon.  Below are links to various countries where you can purchase it:







The Netherlands







Price is $2.99 USD for Kindle edition.


New Book To Be Released Soon!

Amazon is currently reviewing my new book,  A Man Explained It To Me!: Everyday Topics Mansplained So Well That Even A Woman Can Understand Them by Mr. V. I. Stepford, for publication.

I expect the book will be released by January 23, 2019, but I will certainly keep you all informed when the book goes live on Amazon.

It is only in Kindle format right now, but I should have the paperback version available within a week.

This will be the first in the Mansplaining Series by Mr. V. I. Stepford.


Some Girls (or, On Consensual Abuse)

Some girls like to be hit … hard.

Some girls like to see bruises on their skin.

Some girls even like to get black eyes from you.

Some girls, believe it or not, like to be in what’s known as a “consensually abusive relationship.”

There’s nothing wrong with any of these things so long as she is fully informed of the risks and she gives consent.

If you’re going to adopt consensual abuse in your relationship, make sure you’re never intoxicated when you hit her.  And I don’t mean “make sure you’re not drunk.”  No, I mean if you’ve had alcohol or drugs in the last six hours, there’s absolutely no way you should be hitting her.

Consent, consent, consent people.

Some girls just want to be beaten.


Consensual Gaslighting

Gaslight her with phrases like:

“You’re such a silly girl.  That never happened.”

“That’s funny … that’s not what you said last week.”

“You don’t seriously believe what you just said, do you?”

Once you have consent, make her question herself for your personal amusement.

After all, she’s just a toy.