My new ebook is now available!

My new book, A Man Explained It To Me!: Everyday Topics Mansplained So Well That Even A Woman Can Understand Them by Mr. V. I. Stepford is now available on Amazon.  Below are links to various countries where you can purchase it:

USA

UK

Germany

France

Spain

Italy

The Netherlands

Japan

Brazil

Canada

Mexico

Australia

India

Price is $2.99 USD for Kindle edition.

-VIS

New Book To Be Released Soon!

Amazon is currently reviewing my new book,  A Man Explained It To Me!: Everyday Topics Mansplained So Well That Even A Woman Can Understand Them by Mr. V. I. Stepford, for publication.

I expect the book will be released by January 23, 2019, but I will certainly keep you all informed when the book goes live on Amazon.

It is only in Kindle format right now, but I should have the paperback version available within a week.

This will be the first in the Mansplaining Series by Mr. V. I. Stepford.

-VIS

Different Rules: The Office

Gentlemen:

“You screwed it up.  I can’t believe it.  Look, you had one job.  One job!  And you screwed it up!  This is going to take hours to fix.  Now I have to get Hodgkins to do this and he hates this job.  I’ll let it slide this time, but I’m warning you, man, you blow it like this again and you’re out the door!”

Girls:

“You messed it up?  Aww, honey, don’t worry about it.  You’re just a girl and it was a tough job.  Hodgkins wanted to do it anyway so I’ll let him do it.  You just stand there and look pretty and answer phones, ok?”

-VIS

Find you a girl who sets you up to mansplain.

Today, I was talking with my girl and I said, “don’t worry your inferior, pretty little head about it.”

She replied, “what’s ‘inferior’?

Oh, you gem of a girl!

I love to mansplain.  I absolutely adore it.  But I find girls don’t ask the right questions.  They don’t ask me to explain stuff they already know.  But since my girl loves when I mansplain to her, she asks ridiculous questions.

And I love her for it.

Find yourself a girl who sets you up for the simplest mansplains on earth.  She’ll get the thrill of your condescending tone.  You’ll feel like you’re teaching her something and, let’s face it, men love to teach girls.

And girls, if you’re not setting him up for an opportunity to mansplain, it’s you who’s missing out.

-VIS

A Happy Girl is a Good Girl

This is something I saw on another thread, and I want my female followers to try it:

Starting today, I want you to NOT check the news.  I realize it’s an important time (with American mid-terms happening), but turn it off, tune out, and turn on.

When you turn off the news, something magical happens.  You begin living in ignorance and – for many girls – ignorance can be absolute bliss.

So shut off the news and be happy.

Because a happy girl is a good girl.

-VIS