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Please Stop Holding “Coming Out” Parties

Last year, I got invited to a cook-out where the host came out as gay.

“And?” I thought.

Look, folks, it’s 2018.  Nobody really gives a sh*t if you’re gay anymore.  In 1999, it was a big deal.  But if you invite people to your place to have a good time and the climax of the evening is something that bores us, you don’t need to focus on your sexual orientation, you need to focus on being a better host.

“Coming out” parties are the 21st century equivalent of holding a strawberry social.  Nothing of consequence happens.  When I go to a cookout, I’m more interested in the quality of the burgers than your sexual orientation.  You’ve known you’re gay since you were 6?  Okay, but how are those burgers coming along?

If you’re going to tell us, just text us.  And don’t be surprised if we text back, “that’s cool.  How’s work?”

-VIS

Men: Stop Leaving Your Families

It’s time I said this: if you get a girl pregnant, marry her.

Don’t be a d*** and leave your girl and children behind to fend for themselves.  Man up, for God’s sake, and take care of your family.

Don’t use excuses like “I’m not ready for a family.”  You were man enough to have sex without protection, so you’re man enough to provide for those who count on you.

Be a man and look after them.  Stop being such a piss poor excuse for a human being.

Man up.

-VIS

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If you suck them, they will come.

(Sorry, I’m drunk again)

-VIS

Lol you should drink more often, this is funny 😛

I’ve been told the following about my drinking habits:

“You write funnier stuff when you’re drunk.”

“My God, you’re deep when you’re drunk.”

“When you drink, your creativity seems to skyrocket.”

Truth is that about 2 months ago, I actually wrote a “Pros vs. Cons” list of why I should or shouldn’t become an alcoholic (lol … who does that?).  I had 19 points on the pros side, and the cons side only said, “because it’s bad for you.”

I should revisit that list and get a second opinion on the health effects. 😛

-VIS

Well it definitely suits the visual of the tortured artist lol

Stop helping me add to the list! lol

-VIS

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castle-engineer:

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This is one of those things that I already knew was true, but seeing it so blatantly displayed makes me feel like like I am finding out about it for the first time.

CIA is getting lazy

O.o

“It’s just a script whats the problem lol” the problem is that Fox, CNN, CBS, and all the other channels repped here, despite claiming to be different companies with different viewpoints, all had the exact same script, word for word, to push the exact same viewpoint that smaller, independent news outlets are Fake News and “A Threat To Our Democracy.”

The fact that they have scripts isn’t the problem. The problem is they all, each and every one, have the exact same script down to the letter and in some cases the fucking inflection, which basically reads “small news stations are untrustworthy and a Threat to your Way Of Life, only trust Us, We Are Verified.”

What Is This?

Most know that
the “Big Six” companies control 90% of all news, films, television and
newspapers in the United States (GE, Viacom, News Corp, Disney, CBS, and Time
Warner).

What is less known: in 2017, information was leaked to the
public that the CIA is currently and actively engaged in “Operation
Mockingbird
” in which the American intelligence agency crafts a specific
narrative and disseminates it each night to all American news stations. 
The crafted work contains a specific agenda to promote, sometimes even
providing the exact wording the news stations are to provide the public. 
According to the theory, the narrative is provided by CIA headquarters in
Langley, Virginia at 4 AM each morning (while
Americans are asleep)
 to the Big Six media conglomerates.  They, in turn,
pass it on to their news stations across America.  At the time, it was
considered to be nothing more than a conspiracy theory.

Thanks to the tin-foil hat
wearer who compiled this video.  By showing that CBS, ABC, NBC, and Fox
News provide similar narratives and even sometimes word their reports exactly
the same way, it’s confirmation that Operation Mockingbird is more than just a
conspiracy theory … it’s conspiracy fact.  The CIA controls what you see
and hear.  So much for a “free press.”

This is
extremely dangerous to our democracy.

So What Can I Do?

These
same talking heads that you see in the video have told us we don’t have to
change the world, just our corner of it. 
There doesn’t need to be a revolt against government, just a revolution in
your mind.  Change the sources you seek
for information.  Personally, I use
Breitbart, Daily Wire, Daily Caller, National Review, Thomas Paine, WikiLeaks, and others
(most of these are conservative news sites.  I
would greatly appreciate it if my liberal friends would add left-wing alternate
media sites to this list.  Despite our
ideological differences, freedom is freedom, and everyone deserves to have a
list of alternative media sites).

Don’t
be so quick to dismiss conspiracy theories. 
Many conspiracy theories have turned out to be fact after smaller,
independent investigative journalists have uncovered the truth.  Don’t believe everything you hear, of course
(that would be foolish), but use your critical thinking skills to ask questions
about what you see and hear.

There’s
an old British saying regarding media: “believe none of what you hear and half
of what you see.”

What Then?  How Do We Change Things?

Being
awake is more than enough.  The greatest
threat to projects like Operation Mockingbird is that you, John/Jane Q. Public,
are aware of the agenda.  When everyone
is aware and starts asking questions about what they are shown and told, such operations
cease to be effective.

-VIS

Girls, if you’re not looking like this at work, you need to step up your game.

How can you expect to be appreciated as Head of Office Eye Candy if you’re not dressing to accentuate your body?

Don’t think of work as “ugh, I’ve got to go to work.”  Think of it as, “showtime.”

-VIS