Author: Vintage In Stepford™

The girls and I are going away to the cabin again, this time from Saturday June 31st until August 8th.

Hope you all have fun while I’m away. Stay safe!

-VIS

Amanda told me that she spent the day at the salon and got her hair permed in Victory Rolls (1940’s style).

She says I can see how she looks on Friday night when we go out together.

Victory Rolls. How awesome.

-VIS

I’ve been invited to play some blues lead guitar on Friday night.

I’ve invited Danielle and Amanda to join me and they’ll be sitting in the audience.

I’m looking forward to good fun, good drinks, and good music.

-VIS

Look at this little dummy.  She has exactly zero shame about showing herself off as an object for men’s amusement.  Best of all, she’s just being herself.

Silly girls are fun girls.  And fun girls are sexy girls.

Be sexy.  Be silly.  Be fun.

-VIS

You asked him to make a decision for you and he didn’t give you the answer you wanted to hear.

But look back on your relationship with him.  He’s always been right or, at least, rarely wrong.  And if you think hard, you may not have realized it at the time, or the next day, or even the next week, but eventually, one day you said to yourself, “he was right.”

The entire point of trusting someone with your life is to trust that they have the wisdom to make good decisions on your behalf.  And the only way to trust is to realize that he’s rarely wrong about anything and that your judgment, quite frankly, is terrible.

Silly girl.  Decisions are for men.

-VIS

It’s never your successful friends posting the communist quotes.

-Unknown

Back in the 50s, a woman would get her face slapped for being disrespectful to a man.

Let’s bring that back.

Back in the 50s, a man would open doors for his girl every time she passed through one – not just at the start of their relationship.

Let’s bring that back.

Back in the 50s, couples would never bad-mouth each other to friends or family. Everything that went on inside their home stayed in their home.

Let’s bring that back.

Let’s bring back the values of the 1950s.

-VIS

“Those who cannot conceive of friendship as a substantive love but only as a disguise or elaboration of Eros betray the fact that they have never had a friend.”

-C.S. Lewis

When she asks you a simple question, mansplain to her in the most condescending tone possible. 

When you’re done, pat her head (don’t muss up her hair!) and tell her, “see?  It’s simple enough for even a girl to understand.”

-VIS

One thing I’ve noticed about feminists and SJW’s is that they’re always terribly ugly.

I’ve never once seen or met an attractive feminist or SJW. I suppose that says a lot about their hatred for men.

-VIS