Well, I thought we were having a party at my place tonight, but last night, Danielle asked me to take the turkey out of the freezer and proceeded to explain to me that we were having a dinner party tonight. She says that she and Jennifer will do all of the cooking and all I need to do is enjoy some wine while I socialize with our guests.
So this morning, I went down to the cellar and brought up nine bottles of red wine then picked up the girls. They’ll be staying the night tonight and have told me it’s fine to start drinking now, so as I write this, I’m enjoying a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon.
My girls are good girls.