The Happiness Guarantee

There’s a reason the Patriarchy exists.

Let’s face it: girls are dumb. Without male guidance and approval, they’d barely be able to function. But thanks to the Patriarchy, girls have purpose.

And whether that purpose is being a piece of furniture, an object to be admired, or as a sex toy, men will always make sure girls feel useful.

Girls are dumb. That’s no secret. But inside that dumdum brain is the need to feel useful, to have purpose, and to put a smile on your face.

Give her purpose. Make her feel useful. Smile when she pleases you.

Do those things and she’s guaranteed to be happy.


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