Don’t Buy Her a Roomba For Christmas

Don’t do it.  I know what you’re thinking.  “Oh, a Roomba will save her time on vacuuming.”  Big mistake.

For one thing, your traditional girl probably finds the repetitive motions of vacuuming soothing.

For another, vacuuming fills up her day.  When she’s vacuuming, she’s busy.  And a busy girl is a good girl.

You want to buy her gift she’ll really appreciate?

Get her a Dyson and watch her eyes light up on Christmas morning.


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