Some girls are looking to spend $8,000 – $10,000 on breast enlargement.
And that’s great and all if all you want to do is land a man. But as they used to say in the 50s, “beauty lands the man, cooking keeps him.”
And it wasn’t just cooking. Keeping a good man requires a whole array of skills that he could easily hire without you in the picture.
Consider some of the things $8,000 could get you:
– Basic, intermediate, and advanced baking classes
– Basic, intermediate, and advanced cooking classes
– A sewing machine, thread, needles, material, and patterns
– Basic, Intermediate, and advanced sewing classes
– Barista classes
– Home finance classes
– Hairstyling classes
– Nail care classes
– Makeup classes
– Massage classes
ALL of that would cost about $5,000. Then you’ve got $3,000 left over for push-up bras, makeup, shoes, purses, thigh highs, anything you can’t make yourself, but need to look incredibly enticing.
Consider your options, girls. Big breasts will land a man, but if you can’t keep him, what good are they?