Month: June 2020

Ladies,

If you want a 1950s relationship with your partner, be sure you’ve acquired important skills that will benefit the household like:

Cooking

Baking (especially bread)

Sewing

Cleaning

Cost-cutting

You can learn any of these skills from YouTube or by taking lessons.

Remember that a man can hire someone to do any of these 5 things. Your job is to make sure he doesn’t have to.

-VIS

The more frustrated she gets by how you talk down to her like she’s a child, the more she’ll get turned on.

-VIS

-VIS

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?

A: You don’t. There’s a clock on the oven.

If women weren’t meant to be in the kitchen, why do they have milk and eggs inside them?

If you are a constitutionalist like me, be aware that this is written in the Declaration of Independence:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

“That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or abolish it and to institute new government.”

Powerful words. Old words. Wise words.

Hold the CHAZ. Fail not.

-VIS

There is nothing better than when a very intelligent girl dumbs herself down for your amusement.

Take my Willow.  Top of her class.  Almost a 5.0 GPA. Yet when we’re together, she barely remembers how to speak, let alone hold a conversation.  When I talk about the environment, she asks, “what’s an environment, Daddy?”

Intelligent girls who become complete bimbos in your presence are priceless.

-VIS

Bands of youths have been tearing down statues of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, even Theodore Roosevelt.

As far as I’m concerned, all of these statues are idolatry and shouldn’t be there in the first place.

Theodore Roosevelt is one of my personal heroes, but I don’t want to see a statue of him.

-VIS