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The Onion takes a look at the next wave of feminism:

-VIS

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Glad to see you back again. Your blogs have helped me change from a feminist with a kink to a truly good girl, and now I’m lucky enough to have a Master that treasures me as a result. November 6, 2020

Thank you. I’m not really “back” as I won’t be posting to my Tumblr account anymore. If they consider my blog hate speech, then I guess I just have to live with that. I’m still posting at vintageinstepford.com, however.As for your situation, I’m really pleased to hear that. Success stories are always wonderful. -VIS

Photo October 18, 2020

Nothing is sexier than a good girl who knows her place. October 16, 2020

vintageinstepford: -VIS

vintageinstepford: You know the girls who have cute faces and innocent voices? The ones who are... October 15, 2020

vintageinstepford: You know the girls who have cute faces and innocent voices? The ones who are overly polite, completely adorable, and like to serve you food and drink just to see you smile? Yeah, they’re also the sickest, most twisted girls you’ll ever meet. God bless ‘em. -VIS

Cute Relationship Idea October 13, 2020

vintageinstepford: You forfeit all your rights, and we live happily ever after. -VIS

vintageinstepford: “What are you laughing at?” “I just think it’s adorable that you think you get... October 10, 2020

vintageinstepford: “What are you laughing at?” “I just think it’s adorable that you think you get to decide.”

Questioning His Decisions October 9, 2020

NEVER question his decisions in public.It’s fine to ask him politely about a decision he has made when you’re in a private setting, but never do it outside the home or in the company of others.To do so is the height of bad manners and is ultimately destructive to your relationship.-VIS

Nothing is sexier than a good girl who knows her place. October 7, 2020

vintageinstepford: -VIS

How To Turn Men On: October 6, 2020

vintageinstepford: Step 1) Be obedient.Step 2) Okay, he’s turned on now.-VIS

The Female Pavlovian Response September 27, 2020

vintageinstepford: When dealing with animals, short, memorable commands such as “sit,” “stay,” and “come” are always best. Do your traditional girl the same favour. Instead of saying “come sit down next to me and relax,” try patting the seat next to you while saying, “sit.” You’d be surprised how easily she complies. -VIS

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