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The Onion takes a look at the next wave of feminism:

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The Best of Vintage In Stepford July 29, 2020

“This man is clearly a girl whisperer. He knows what he’s talking about.”-Amazon reviewer S. Anderson.The Best of Vintage in Stepford by Mr. V. I. Stepford is available for $2.99 for Kindle and $4.29 for paperback.Available here:https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07NFBT7G7Also available across Europe and in Japan, Brazil, Canada, and Mexico.

I do very little writing on Tumblr now. All of my writing is viewable on Vintage In... July 29, 2020

I do very little writing on Tumblr now. All of my writing is viewable on Vintage In Stepford.com-VIS

Humiliate Her ... Just a Little July 15, 2020

vintageinstepfordreturns: Instead of referring to her as “honey” or “baby”, sprinkle a little humiliation into your conversation - but be sure to make it possessive. Such as: “Good night, my little dummy.” “What are you baking, my sweet little idiot?” “Get me a coffee, my little slut.” By using the word “my” followed by a gently humiliating name, she’ll feel […]

Cute Date Idea July 14, 2020

vintageinstepfordreturns: You pretend you don’t want to go with me to my remote cabin. You pretend like you don’t want me to strip you naked and chain you to the walls. You pretend like you don’t want me to have sex with you and use you like my own personal sex toy. You pretend like you don’t like being abducted and tortured. I pretend like I didn’t do an […]

Little Things ARE Big Things July 13, 2020

vintageinstepford: You may think she doesn’t notice the little things you do, but rest assured, she sees them clearly for what they are. To her, little things you do are big things and they’re what set you apart from other men.

Asking, “who’s Daddy’s good girl?” is a sure-fire way to make her smile. July 13, 2020

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vintageinstepfordreturns: Femininity is more powerful than feminism. -VIS June 29, 2020

vintageinstepfordreturns: Femininity is more powerful than feminism. -VIS

More Sexist Humor June 28, 2020

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch? A: You don’t. There’s a clock on the oven.

Sexist Humor June 28, 2020

If women weren’t meant to be in the kitchen, why do they have eggs and milk inside them?

Be Her Hero June 28, 2020

vintageinstepfordreturns: No matter what you’re going through or the troubles on your plate, your traditional, submissive girl should always be able to look up to you as her hero. There’s a reason she calls you “Daddy”. It’s because she looked up to her father and now looks to you for inspiration in her life. Don’t let her down. Assure her that she made t […]

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