Have you ever noticed that when he slaps your face, you recoil in shock and then immediately recognize you were speaking out of turn? Maybe your words weren’t careful enough. Maybe what you said could be construed as a little disrespectful. Maybe, God forbid, you tried to interrupt a man.
A forceful face-slap wakes you up to reality. It grounds you. It helps you learn that when you get angry about something, you need to watch your damned tongue, young lady.
And best of all, being slapped in the face is incredibly, incredibly hot.
Yeah. Let’s bring that back.