Have You Asked Him For a Slap?

So you’ve fantasized about being slapped in the face like you’ve seen in old movies.

Have you asked him to do it to you?

Chances are, if you ask him to slap you when you’re stepping out of line, he’ll be more than happy to knock some sense into you next time you’re disrespectful.


Humiliate Her … Just a Little

Instead of referring to her as “honey” or “baby”, sprinkle a little humiliation into your conversation – but be sure to make it possessive.

Such as:

Good night, my little dummy.

What are you baking, my sweet little idiot?

Get me a coffee, my little slut.

By using the word “my” followed by a gently humiliating name, she’ll feel owned, dominated, and wet.


How To Act Like a Bimbo

It seems that only the smartest girls know how to act dumb convincingly.

Take my Willow. Top marks in school, speaks five languages, yet when we’re together, she can’t remember what “climate change” means, she forgets her own name, and her mouth stays slightly opened until she starts drooling.

Willow’s secret is simple: she goes to her “happy place” – a mental state she has created where she doesn’t have to think, doesn’t have to make decisions, and only has to look cute, sexy, and pretty to be accepted.

It takes a bright girl to make a convincing bimbo. Create your own “bimbo head space” and feel the freedom of being bimbofied.


The older I get, the deeper my faith takes me, the more I look around this corrupt and hateful world, the more I realize this is not where I belong.

I’ve never understood what I feel inside when I pray. I thought it was longing. I thought it was yearning. It was both and it was neither.

It’s homesickness. I want to go home.

Maranatha. Come, Lord Jesus.


“Happy Holidays”

SJW’s would have you believe that the phrase “Happy Holidays” is more inclusive and doesn’t discriminate against those who don’t celebrate holidays at this time of year.

I’m Natsari (aka “Nazarene”). I don’t celebrate Christmas. I get told “Merry Christmas” every 5 minutes when I’m out on the town.

And do you know what I say back? It’s not, “you mean ‘Happy Holidays'”. No. I say, “and Merry Christmas to you!”

Those of us who don’t celebrate Christmas don’t have a tree up our asses. We don’t care what you celebrate so long as you do it happily, safely, and peacefully.

Again, another example of SJW’s unjustly assuming they’re defending minorities when they’ve never actually asked our opinions on the matter.

I don’t celebrate Christmas, but I live in a Judaeo-Christian country. If Christmas is the holiday these people celebrate, I’m happy for them.

I can’t tell you if there’s a “war on Christmas”. All I know is that as someone who doesn’t celebrate it, the phrase “Merry Christmas” doesn’t offend me one bit.

Merry Christmas, everyone.


Time’s Person of the Year

Greta Thunberg has been named Time’s Person of the Year despite the fact that 96% of votes went to the Hong Kong Protesters.

Just like the Nobel Peace Prize, Time’s Person of the Year has become a meaningless virtue signal designed to reward someone who does nothing … but gets a lot of media attention.

The Hong Kong Protesters endured real hardship – beatings, tear gas, riot police. The toughest thing Greta encountered was bragging how she didn’t have to go to school anymore because of her mythical Climate Change agenda.

I guess Time didn’t want to piss off their Chinese masters. Agendas are written for you when you want to sell magazines in Beijing.

Time, Nobel … you’re like the United Nations – worthless, corrupt, and outdated.