I gotta question for you, JC. Why’d you delete your “Five Jobs I’ve Had” tweet?
It’s a funny thing, isn’t it, Jimmy Boy? You probably don’t remember deleting it. It just went *poof*. Kinda like that time you thought Johnny O’Picklefarm had your back then threw you under the bus. One second it’s there, the next second it’s not. It’s just … gone.
*POOF!* Right, Ol’ Jimmy Boy?
But guess what, Jimmy?
We have the tweet. We have the report from GVPD. And Jimmy, I hate to break it to you, buddy, but … we have it all.
But I’m sure it’s all a misunderstanding. Right, Jim? Just a coincidence.
You and I both know there is no such thing as a coincidence, ol’ Jimmy Boy. Don’t we?
And it’s a funny thing, Jim, because we kept that tweet because we figured it might come in handy. You know, that someday, we can all look back at that tweet and the report from GVPD and give them to our buddy, Ol’ Bulldog Durham. You know … invite a few friends over (Bulldog wants to be there for sure) and talk about the good ol’ days when you and Johnny O’Picklefarm got the Clap together.
How about we meet next week?
All Nonsense Over Nothing