Find you a girl who sets you up to mansplain.

Today, I was talking with my girl and I said, “don’t worry your inferior, pretty little head about it.”

She replied, “what’s ‘inferior’?

Oh, you gem of a girl!

I love to mansplain.  I absolutely adore it.  But I find girls don’t ask the right questions.  They don’t ask me to explain stuff they already know.  But since my girl loves when I mansplain to her, she asks ridiculous questions.

And I love her for it.

Find yourself a girl who sets you up for the simplest mansplains on earth.  She’ll get the thrill of your condescending tone.  You’ll feel like you’re teaching her something and, let’s face it, men love to teach girls.

And girls, if you’re not setting him up for an opportunity to mansplain, it’s you who’s missing out.

-VIS

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