Good Housekeeping (21st Century Edition) – Being a Homemaker Requires Brains and Skills

You’ve Probably Been Told That Being a Homemaker is the Worst Career Choice You Can Make – But Think Again

We live in a society that pressures young women to go into fields like business and law.  Businesswomen and lawyers spend $300 per month on lattes, $2,000 – $3,000 per month on lunches, and a $500 for a vintage outfit, and $250 for maid service.  A good homemaker can provide delicious custom lattes to herself and her husband for less than $30 per month, excellent deli–quality lunches for less than $150 per month, can create a unique vintage outfit for herself for under $50, and the only expense involved in keeping the home clean is buying the cleaning products.

You see, being a homemaker is a great deal different than what you’ve been taught; it’s not the lazy, stupid route that feminists would have you believe.  As the Operations Manager of a home, the homemaker must be sure to lower expenses of the home without sacrificing quality (sounds like the job of a CEO if you think about it).  The extra money that the homemaker saves can be spent by her husband on home improvements, buying her new appliances, improving the garden, new pots and pans, Christmas, Birthdays, Valentine’s Day, even vacations for the two of you.

It’s not as glamorous as being a businesswoman or lawyer?  That depends on how glamorous you make it.  Why can’t you go about your homemaking duties dressed in heels and a  vintage dress with pearls and full makeup on?

You don’t get as much recognition from your boss if you’re a homemaker?  Nonsense.  As a homemaker, your boss gives you sex, gifts, shoes, flowers, you name it.  If that’s not recognition, tell me what is.

Learning to cook, clean, sew, and sexually pleasure your husband are critical skills.  And while some may come more naturally than others, these skills are essential to the smooth and efficient operation of the home.

On some Traditional Gender Roles blogs, we see a lot of “stay home and suck dick” memes which is a great sexual fantasy, but it doesn’t do much to improve the man’s financial standing in the world.  Your husband can’t be considered successful if you are nothing more than a sexual toy.  Just staying home and pleasuring your husband is the job of a housewife – a homemaker’s job is much more difficult.  Cooking, cleaning, sewing, gardening, laundry, ironing, medicine, organization – these are critical skills to the homemaker.

So the next time you’re told that “being a housewife is a job for losers”, you can quietly giggle knowing that you’ll be dressed in unique, stylish clothes, eating restaurant level food for every meal, enjoying top–quality lattes, coffees, and teas, all while looking spectacular doing it.

Homemaker is a loser job?

No.  An hour long commute only to spend half your day’s wages on clothes, coffee, and food is for losers.

You’re a winner.

That’s why you’re a homemaker.


Being a Homemaker Requires Brains and Skills.  Good Housekeeping (21st Century Edition).  Originally published October, 2017.  Edited and Republished March, 2018.  Copyright © 2017, 2018 Vintage In Stepford.  All Rights Reserved.

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