Girls, if you’re not looking like this at work, you need to step up your game.

How can you expect to be appreciated as Head of Office Eye Candy if you’re not dressing to accentuate your body?

Don’t think of work as “ugh, I’ve got to go to work.”  Think of it as, “showtime.”


Remember, girls …

If a man ever batters you without consent, it’s assault, and you need to leave him and have him charged.

You sign a consensual battering agreement because fear thrills you.  But when that fear stems from something you’ve never discussed or consented to, it’s dangerous and illegal.

Consensual battering agreements are intended to inform you and protect both of you.  Any violent act against you without your consent is an attack on your individual liberties.  In order to protect those liberties, you must involve the authorities in such cases.

Again, if he (or anyone else) hits you without informed consent, leave the scene immediately and contact the police.

It’s okay to play rough, but play smart and play safe.


P.S. I know this isn’t sexy, but you need to know it and follow it.